Do you have a hissy fit every time traffic is redirected along Pärnu Mnt or if both city and national government don't pass laws solely for your beneift and comfort?
Do you rail against the lack of fresh papayas or good quality moroccan lime plaster in Tallinn?
Are you still dejected from the experience of not having every single Estonian girl hurling herself at you as soon as you disembarked from the plane on that wet Wednesday afternoon back in 2001?
Or on the other hand, have you been in Tallinn or Estonia well before any of the 'newcomers', and remember before there was a Forum Keskus and it was just a nuclear bunker or a Russian market or something? Yet mysteriously you've only managed to pick up about 20 Estonian words during that time...
Were you an abject failure in your home country? Are you male? In fact if you can answer 'yes' to any one of the above, or even if you can't, Whiny Ex-Pats in Tallinn is for you...Estonian readers most welcome (it's just a bit of fun remember ;- ).
Just a few user guidelines before we get our eyes clawed out by the next Oxbridge reject which comes along, still smarting from the short shrift he got in the Kaubamaja pop-up tapas bar:
- Feel free to comment, although admins reserve the right to remove any posts which are of a discriminatory, inflammatory, racist etc. nature (FSB trolls, that means YOU) or just simply aren't very funny.
- Keep on topic in any comments, ie. satirising ex-pat whining of one upmanship in Tallinn and Estonia, this is not an actual forum for airing grievances about the lack of a connecting service between Tartu and Tallinn when your elderly relatives flew in from Johannesburg last year - you have the whole of Facebook for that.
- Any resemblance to real persons either deceased or living is purely coincidental....
